Dear mister idiot driver,

First of all I would like to say thank you for driving at 15km below the speed limit. And while you driving at 35km on a main road is your own prerogative, don't make the rest of us follow suit. Which leads me to my next thank you. Thank you for driving in the MIDDLE of a two lane road giving the rest of us no option but to trail behind at a glacial pace.

Idiot.